It’s a toss-up between Jacob and Dwayne from Grand Theft Auto IV. It’s hard enough to understand the Jamaican lingo. Jacob sounds like he’s got marbles in his mouth and a head-cold. Dwayne is just depressing as hell. Every time I answer the phone, I keep thinking to myself, “I wish I had put a bullet in this damn fool. Eventually, he comes around to be more positive and turns out to be somewhat useful, but I don’t think it was worth suffering through all that nonsense. I know there was a particularly annoying female character in this game, but I can’t recall who exactly. I think I want to keep it that way too. Honestly, there weren’t too many characters in this game that weren’t annoying. Dimitri comes to mind.